Super Bowl Porn and Terrible Towel Erotica
Posted By jss on February 1, 2009
I don’t care much about football anymore, really, but I do root for the Steelers to do well. I went to high school in Upper St. Clair, Penn., just a trolley ride from downtown Pittsburgh. It is a place that gets a bad rap, though The New York Time travel section recently featured a story, 36 Hours in Pittsburgh, that makes the so-called Steel City look pretty tolerable, doesn’t it?
You can’t watch the game today without hearing reference to the “Terrible Towels,” which serve as the flag of Steelers Nation. Once I started thinking about the towels, I started speculating on whether or not the the towel has been the featured item of clothing in any erotica or porn online … it seems like a no-brainer, even though the terrible towel is trademarked, licensed, etc.
There isn’t much out there … at right is the best I could do, with a quick search. Very. Nice. But with all due respect, I know Steelers fans can do better.
So … my fetish of the day leads me to beg for photos and/or links, for the ongoing (forever) Best Erotic Photo Featuring a Terrible Towel Contest (extra points for official towels and Pittsburgh chicks, but anyone can enter and any gold towel will do, we’re not that picky.) Send them to jss at intotemptation dot net and I’ll post them … we’ll think of some suitable prizes later, OK?
Later in the year, we are almost undoubtedly going to unveil some erotica featuring the SMC’s fiber art creations … more on that, soon. But she’s likin’ the idea.
Update: Additional images …
The more you look, the more you see. This was my first find, actually …
Next up … No towel in site and the blurriness is daunting … but she’s definitely a citizen of Steeler’s Nation.
Anyone else have anything? Don’t make me monopolize the fun …
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DAMN what a hobby! Now I’m thinking of all kinds of football erotica – chicks nude except helmets, etc.
Amazingly, I’m watching the game tonight (I HATE football, sports, and televisions) My poor dad bribed me with margaritas, since no one else would watch it with him, sad dad!
I’ll buy you a towel, dear, if you need one …
Beast can buy you a helmet.
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Very nice! As New England fans, we haven’t found any similar shots of Patriots girls, although there is a website devoted to sexy Red Sox ladies.
Shocking that there aren’t any “Patriots girls” out there … I mean, they *do* have cheerleaders.
I have a friend who wants a terrible towel for his wife, but he specifically wants a very small one. I wonder if there is a market for team THONGS, as opposed to jerseys …