Posted By Jeff on February 19, 2009
FaceBook has a virtual hookup club, where you can seduce hotties, proposition MILFs and DILFs and, in general, embark on that career of sexual conquest that thus far, perhaps, has eluded you in real life. If you’re not satisfied with your success, recruiting an entourage “will help you pick-up hotter hotties in the Club and accomplish kinkier sexual conquests. Size does matter …”
Relax, people. It’s a game, and is not exactly front-and-center in the FaceBook repertoire of applications. If you have a FaceBook account, log in and visit:
If you don’t have a FaceBook account, the link will do you no good — you’ll get a message saying “Use of application ‘SexGames’ has been restricted.”
Kinky Kirsty, a Level 6 nympho, is currently No. 1 in the SexGames rankings with 397 Happy Hook-ups. She’s also had 274 Failed Flings and has had time to get her high school diploma. (Education makes you hotter in this game, see … it’s not quite as shallow as you were thinking.)
Fortunately for Kirsty, maybe, there is no obvious way to figure out who she is in real life by starting from her SexGames profile. Like other FaceBook-hosted applications, though, unless a player changes a setting, the game will broadcast in lurid detail all of one’s successes and failures on the user’s main FaceBook profile.
So … if you’re a swinger or a player or a serial monogamist or a nympho … male, female, straight, gay, whatever … by all means, come check out SexGames, because it is a hoot. But unless you’re also an exhibitionist in real life, make sure the privacy settings for the game keep it from broadcasting your activities to your FaceBook “Wall.”
If you find you need another member for your entourage/posse — look up and “friend” FaceBook user Just Jss. That’s my alter ego, or vice versa … and I’ll be happy to play with you …
At right, some description of features of “SexGames.” It would not take a major programming effort to turn this into the hottest sexual networking platform online, frankly. The adult social networking companies, AFF and the rest, should be salivating.
The only adult personals site that I know of that has a decent game is SwingLifeStyle.com, which offers “Swing Club Tycoon” for members. It’s fun … I’ve made the leaderboard more than a few times.