Sex Tweets in Real Time
Posted By Jeff on March 21, 2009
I couldn’t resist. As noted in my previous post, you can get a sometimes fascinating, puzzling and/or steamy glimpse of the world by filtering Twitter Search in real time for phrases people are likely to use when talking about sex. It wasn’t rocket science, nor was it trivial, to get this to work OK within a WordPress post … point is, you can count on the voyeuristic impulses of Into Temptation.
So here, clickable and updating every five minutes for eternity or until people stop tweeting about having sex, whichever is sooner, are Real Time Sex Tweets. I may come to use them, with new phrases, as occasional punctuation or for cheap thrills on slow days.
“Have Sex” Tweets!
- RT @Angrytrashman: My neighbors never have sex with the light on. It's starting to piss me off.
- If I can't have sex I want sum donuts ****
- RT @TheFunBooks: My doctor asked if anything hurts after I have sex... I told him that the woman's laughter kinda hurts my feelings.
- RT @TooCoolTooCare_: “@IShotTupac__: Don't have sex you'll get pregnant and die.” ******
- The fact that I am counting down the minutes till I have sex is super gayyy. LOL!
- @Official_Seb it's more awkwad when you actually do have sex with them hahahaha
- I don't understand how some females don't like to have sex with their man..like whyyyy are you with him?
- RT @TooCoolTooCare_: “@IShotTupac__: Don't have sex you'll get pregnant and die.” ******
- RT @CassDodson: Umm, I just watched like 7 dif. Animals have sex on the history channel. Like, TF? #HowLifeBegan
- RT @SarcasmPage: Dear Orgasms, if THIS happened during sex I would never have sex again! Sincerely, These BEFORE & AFTER pics: http://t.co/…
… and we might as well do past tense as well …
“HAD Sex” Tweets!
- RT @upalldiamonds: People hear you've had sex once and, bam, you're a bimbo.
- Wld u die if u had sex with a horse
- "@Sherizzlee: Had sex in a jacuzzi once at the Heritage off curry ford" ew..
- Did you know that 56% of men have had sex at work.
- @politicsislife @purplegirll did you see someone twtd him w the pic link asking if Adam was one of those he had sex with?
- RT @Fact: A pornstar named "Voodoo" made a porno while jumping from a plane and had sex in mid air.
- Craziest place you have had sex? — cop car http://t.co/tQhPw72Amk
- @ItsForThe_Best i had sex with one girl and the rest are rumors
- I bet if Rob Demovsky had sex it'd make him a better writer. #humor
- Having a dream that you had sex with one of your straight friends is totally awkward for the next time you see them ><
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"Into Temptation" has been a forum about evolving social-sexual networks and how they have changed and are changing lives. In other words, we talk about dating and sex. 
Note to all … if the Tweets aren’t updating for you — clear your cache or close and open your browser.
And if anyone starts tweeting all the time using the phrases “have sex” and “had sex” … just to get on this page … well, it’s a spam loophole, I guess, and I’ll deal with it if it happens.