Natalie Dylan Virginity Auction Update
Posted By jss on June 6, 2009
Book Appointment!
The latest is, the Australian guy who allegedly offered $3.7 million to have sex with the alleged virgin going by the fake name of Natalie Dylan … well, he backed out. And Natalie agreed to refund his $250,000 deposit.
It must be true because I read it in the New York Post, right?
‘DEFLOWER DEAL’ GUY PULLS OUT
Much as I bet I would like whoever Natalie Dylan really is, I continue to call bullshit on the virginity auction scam, which started last September. The media feeding frenzy over the story peaked in February. There’s nothing left but the fade to oblivion.
If “Natalie” actually got a bid of $3.7 million and the bidder actually put down a $250,000 deposit, I know of not a soul who would blame her for keeping the down payment and laughing all the way to the bank, virginity intact.
Anyone who wasn’t cheering for her audacious capitalism would be saying the damfool bidder got what he deserved. Am I right?
So the conclusion is kind of inescapable that there *was no deposit.* Because if there was, and “Natalie” kept it, she’d have to pay taxes on it.
Which would be fine, if she actually had the $250,000.
I’m saying that she doesn’t. Didn’t. Never did.
But, as always, I’m willing to be wrong.
I write to Natalie at the Bunny Ranch now and again, wondering if I can get any interesting news that way. The last time was May 15, and I got a response from “Madam Suzette.”
Dear Potential bidder,
Thank you for your inquiry about our virgin Natalie Dylan.
Good news for you. Natalie has not teamed up with a virginity bidder as of yet. So you are still in the running.
If you are interested in making a serious bid, please feel free to contact us back with your information.
Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely,
Madam Suzette
Whoever Natalie is, I think she’s already been paid for her role in this. And probably didn’t have to fuck anyone, either.
"Into Temptation" is a usually-but-not-always safe-for-work forum about evolving social-sexual networks and how they have changed and are changing lives. It will also loosely chronicle the research, writing and publication, I hope in 2011, of a book by the same name.
This story bores me. They can keep their virgin. I wonder how much that Madam Suzette costs…