Next for John & Kate: Hot Break-up Sex!
Posted By jss on June 23, 2009
Regardless of whether *you* would have sex with Jon, or Kate, or both of them, you *know* that what they need is to have break-up sex.
With each other, I mean. Look at this picture of them. You can tell he wants her, right? He couldn’t be … you know … acting. Could he?
You know it’d be good for the ratings. They’d probably have to figure out a way not to show Jon’s penis or Kate’s pubic hair, though I don’t watch enough television, really, to know if such is still verboten.
And it might even be hot. For them, that is. For the rest of us, not so much. In fact, a live broadcast of Jon and Kate having break-up sex would probably do more to keep teen-agers from wanting to have sex than anything since that time they walked in on their parents.
I’m thinking of starting to try to collect some stories … for the blog and/or book … that would be based on people completing the following thoughts:
The best sex I ever had was when … ?
The worst experience with sex I ever had was when … ?
and, of course,
The funniest experience I ever had involving sex was when … ?
I have to look into a way to have voice comments. That would be fun …
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No surprise, the woman gets the kids and money she wants and then divorces. He’s screwed with 8 kids to pay for. She’ll never have to work and can just bang the pool boy and live off the child support and alimony.
Perfect reason why marriage and kids are a bad idea for men, especially men with money.
HAHAHHAA I was about to post a funny sex story but then saw this even funnier comment. Bitter much???
I wonder what all the struggling single moms would think of this perspective. All the women who have been a man’s maid, manager, and cook for 20 years, only to have him run off with a younger woman. All the women who have endured body ripping childbirth that only set the guy back one wimpy orgasm. Yeah, men get such a bad deal.
- From a woman who also thinks marriage is a bad idea, but for different reasons