‘No’ Really Does Mean ‘No’ …
Posted By Jeff on August 10, 2009
… and sometimes, at least in Crete, escalating from there means “Cut it out or I’ll set your dick on fire, and I don’t mean that in a good way.”
Greek woman formally presses charges against Crete burns victim
Stuart Feltham (felt them?) is the British plumber wannabe who allegedly groped and/or flashed Marina Fanouraki of Greece in a bar in a resort town on Crete. His mom believes he didn’t do it:
‘Our son did not flash that girl’
The entire island of Crete, apparently, thinks that Feltham had it coming.
Crete hails woman accused of setting fire to British tourist’s genitals using Sambuka
So who do you believe?
And do you think this will help worldwide sales of Sambuka?
Sorry I’ve been away for a bit … I had to go to the dentist, among other things. The Into Temptation” project is still alive and well.


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A drunken Brit moron in Crete
Decided to show off his meat
But when he displayed it
A town girl flambéed it
Thus Cretans such cretins defeat.
A shithoused and horney young bloke
Found a shiela he wanted to poke
He flashed his bazooka,
she splashed some Sambuca,
and poof! went his snake up in smoke.
Thank you, Mr. Limmer.
I really was tempted, briefly, to go that route; but I’m happy to have had the job done by a professional.
Carry on.