Posted By Jeff on April 18, 2010
If you like video games that include drinking, drugging, fucking, blow jobs and beating people senseless with a golf club, you’ll love Tiger Woods Affair Tour 10. No actual golf is involved. If you can manage your way around the typical first-person shooter, you can play this game, and I guarantee at least 15 minutes of fun and a few chuckles, unless you are Tiger Woods or one of his remaining sponsors.
This is a free game but be forewarned — it’s a promotional demo for BoneTown, a full-blown video game that is sort of a cross between Leisure Suit Larry and Quake. So … it’s sort of a sample.
Promotional teaser: Play as Tiger Woods and bang pornstars and cocktail waitresses, or just take out some aggression with a golf club on security guards!
Well, what’s not to like? And my understanding is that in the full version of the game, you don’t have to be Tiger.
You can be Ron Jeremy instead.
OR Jesus Christ.
So, of course, I downloaded the game and played it a bit. Long enough for a few cartoon blow jobs, some anal sex and some standup, straightforward fucking. I also got the shit kicked out of me by a rabbi. And that’s just in the demo. I’m including a few screenshots.
I wonder if the Golf Channel is looking for advertisers …
I mean, an ad for this would be HUGE. Just run it once. Just even get it turned down, censored. Bonetown would be on CNN and Fox, for free, inside 24 hours.
Someone should really hire me as marketing director.
It’s been a while, but I haven’t lost my mojo.